Men are clueless

My husband and I try not to fart in front of each other for various (and I think obvious) reasons.

But my pregnant body does not give a hoot.

Tonight my husband and I are reading together and I accidentally let one rip. He's 3 ft away.

Me: (laughs guiltily) "nothing happened!"

Him: "...what?...I'm reading..."

Me: (realizing he didn't notice my LOUD fart)

"Huh, what, nevermind...."

Sometimes men are oblivious 😂