So I’m an idiot (TMI sorta??)

So, I was doing a little maintenance in my lady area. Just trimming and I had shaved a few days ago. I’m going over and making sure there’s nothing too long or uneven. Seems all good. Pull my hand away and there’s blood. I start freaking out, my heart is racing, and I’m thinking, “Great! Gotta go to the ER and tell ‘em I cut off a piece of my lady bits!” HOWEVER, there’s no pain. I glance over to my underwear sitting on the sink (I was about to take a shower), and see my bloody pad. Now, normally! I don’t do maintenance during that time of the month, but for about 15 minutes, I forgot I was on my period. I cannot tell you how hard I wanted to kick myself for being such a ding dong. Anyway, I hope someone gets a laugh outta this.