Bathroom widow?

Question

Ok I've heard of "golf widows " and "career widows " but are bathroom widows a thing? Like he spends forever in the bathroom every day. 
LOL I'm breastfeeding the baby have lunch in the oven am reading work emails.  My 4 year is asking for a snack. I tell her to ask her dad. "He's going potty it'll take too long"

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I pushed an entire baby out of my body in less time than it takes my husband to poop.

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I kept reading windows instead of widows 🤦🏼‍♀️ but yes! My husband will poop for 10-20 minutes and it drives me crazy 😂

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😂😂😂

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Lord my hubs is sometimes in there for 20-25 minutes. I honestly don’t know how anyone can poop for that long. Even on-and-off. And yes, even with their phone! I’ve talked about it at length with him, too (he’s a primary care doctor), and sometimes have even heard various genuine noises at various times in any one poo sesh. How?!?

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My brother and dad do that, but brother will take the trophy away from dad. Husband does but not that long. I would say 10 min max

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😂🙋‍♀️ it's a thing!

Bathroom widow?

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