Blissfully wishing

And hoping for a super speedy natural labor. Like the labors you read about on this app, where their water breaks and 30 minutes later they are at a 10, and push their baby out in 3 pushes for 5 minutes...

Ahhh, what a dream it would be.

But nope—reality is I am hard as a rock, no signs of nothing, miserable and huge, more than likely will be induced.