Caught him in the act!
I woke up earlier than usual this morning because the construction outside the house was so loud. I groggily got up and closed the window and climbed back into bed to sleep a bit longer.
As I lay in bed I realize I can hear the tv playing downstairs...weird, my boyfriend said he was working an extra shift after his night shift last night; he shouldn’t be home until 3pm.
I quietly walk down the stairs assuming he’s probably fallen asleep on the couch with the news on again.
I catch sight of him on the sofa and my hand immediately covers my mouth. There he is laying there with his dick out jerking off.
I manage to choke back my laughter and ask “hey hun whatcha doin?”
“Oh!” His eyes shoot open and spot me on the stairs grinning. “I was just letting one go before I come to bed.”
Ladies, I couldn’t stop laughing!!! I was on the floor laughing my literal a** off. We’ve lived together for a year and I’ve never caught him petting the one eyed snake until now.
I manage to pick myself off the floor and crawl back into bed. He joins me in bed a few minutes later.
“I’m sorry I interrupted you” I chuckle. “Aren’t you supposed to be at work?”
“They cancelled my overtime shift at 7:40 so I came home”.
“Oh that makes sense” I pause. “What kind of porn were you watching?” I ask.
He shakes his head at me. “Some top ten recommended” he answers shyly. We laugh about it together and fall asleep.
**Anyone else caught their man enjoying some “alone time”? 😂😂😂
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