My grandma did what?! 😳

My almost 70 year old grandma is really youthful and we have a close relationship. We are more like best friends than anything else. She is very into make up and fashion and her life resembles that of a 16 years old rather than almost 70, with boys and girl friend dramas. She used to go out dancing and drinking on nightclubs every weekend before corona hit.

So anyway she met a guy a year ago and they've been going steady. Now they haven't seen each other much due to corona, but as governments are opening up a bit more, they decided they would meet up. They have both been isolating, so the risk is minimal for them. But to be on the safe side, my grandma called the national corona line, where you can ask corona related questions. She asked them if it was okay to have sex, and they said it is, but to avoid kissing . So my grandmother asked them if oral sex was okay and they asked her what she meant, and my grandma said "Can I suck some dick or not?!" 😂