Don’t know how many ladies have had this happen but I just had to come here and vent a bit.

My toddler (18 months) has taken to climbing everything including me recently. Due to his stubby legs, he needs a boost to climb on me when I’m on the couch. Well I’m not helping him and he realizes it now.

So my little genius decides to grab the small round nub poking out of mama’s shirt in his grappling endeavor! I have never felt more excruciating pain than when he grabbed on for dear life putting his full weight on my nipple. I swear I could have swatted the mad genius if I wasn’t still reeling from the shock of his attempt.