Fake ass contractions

Anyone else so used to having prodromal labor/strong contractions that never develop into labor that you’re just desensitized to it at this point? Lol I’ve thought so many times it was real labor and it never happens, so now I’m sitting here having contractions like if he comes out on my couch then so be it I give up.

Also laughing at myself for getting excited about all the other stuff I thought meant labor was imminent like losing a bloody plug 2 weeks ago, being 3 cm for weeks. I’m officially not letting myself get excited anymore lol