Wtf?!?! Dude brought “Jessica” to the restaurant

So I’m back working at the restaurant, I only work in construction during the summers, and my first day back was an interesting one. Take note, we have new managers and they’re the laziest people I’ve ever met and they don’t do their job.

With that being said, back to the story! Literally, 30 min before my shift ends a guy comes in with a rather unusual ‘date’. A f’ing blow up sex doll!

At first I thought it was a joke, like maybe he was part of a fraternity and this is the “right of passage” sort of deal, but no!

After taking his order:

Me: “that’ll be $11.97 today, sir.”

Him: “aren’t you going to ask what my girlfriend wants? How rude!”

He legit waiting for her to ‘tell’ him what she wanted and went to take a seat. After that order I clocked out the register and took it to the back so the manager could count it and give me the ok to leave. In the meanwhile I went to clean the dining room, when he stopped me and asked if we could sing to his girlfriend ‘Jessica’ happy birthday.

I didn’t say a word. I just went to the back, got my things, and left. I texted my manager what happened and he was mad at me for not getting him to handle the situation. I straight up told him that he wouldn’t have done anything anyways and he would of said whatever. I’m currently looking for a new job.