Super childish ass SIL

So my husband and SIL have a shared amazon account 🙄. I decided to go in it and order a dildo to add to my collection 🤣. She text me asking me “what is this garbage?” Guys we are over 30 and she’s still a virgin. She gets freaked out about the most childish sexual shit. I swear I wanted to go off . Me and my sister just laughed.