In law vent

My MIL said she wanted to take our 5 month old (who i am ebf. And won't really take a bottle) over night.

Lololol no thanks lady. So you can leave my baby alone to cry m in a crib while you go out for your millionth smoke and to play on your phone.

I guess the only vent part is I wish my inlaws weren't so bleh. But yeah definitely not leaving my kid with them.