Pregnancy “Glow”

Pre-pregnancy I lived off of a diet of Monster, coffee, Mountain Dew, pizza rolls, and Marlboro Reds😅 I weighed 130lbs, had good skin, NEVER worked out and honestly I couldn’t tell you the last time I drank water besides when I had the flu.

Pregnant me: Drinking water constantly and limiting myself to one caffeinated drink every 1-2 days, eating fruit, portion control, quit smoking(of course), light exercise... all that good stuff.

Please tell me why I am 160lbs, my face looks worse than it did when I went through puberty, I can’t put sheets on my bed without feeling like I ran a mile at full speed, I sweat like a middle-aged man in the dead of summer, and I have hair EVERYWHERE.

I’m calling bullshit on the pregnancy glow because I’m not even 20 weeks and I look and feel like death 24/7 😂😂