Having two kids was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

It’s miserable. I can’t accomplish anything. The newborn never sleeps. The toddler just screams all the time and makes giant messes while I tend to the newborn. When the toddler goes to bed, the newborn refuses to sleep unless being held. I can never clean. I can’t cook unless at least one of them screams the entire time. I have to go to bed at 9:30 with the newborn because she has to be touching me to sleep at night.

I love my kids, and I can’t take it back at this point. But we’re 11 weeks into this and I’m definitely not wanting another kid. Ever.