Omg I’m dying right now laughing

So I’m 21 weeks pregnant and sex isn’t feeling good but I was using my clit vibrator and when my fiancé was coming and I heard him I shoved it up and closed my legs because I know he wants sex and I just love him so much but I don’t want actual sex😂 so he’s telling me some long story and I can control this thing with my phone well every time it disconnects it intensely vibrates 3 times in a row. And during the story it started doing it and I was like jerking and he’s like “ babe are you ok” and I’m like “oh ya babe just the baby kicking me hard” and he’s like ohhh ok well I’ll let you sleep babe love you

Hahahahah I was trying not to die out loud laughing it was so funny