Funny and embarrassing stories

Haha so do any of you have some funny or embarrassing sex stories I need a good laugh I don't think I really have any apart from the usual his little sister walking in on us when we was 16 🙈 and his mum come in wanting to change the bedding too what is the funniest place you have had sex ours was on the top of a double decker bus yes it was a long time ago and no one else apart from the driver was on the bus and there was no cameras on busses then hahahaha oh to be young again