My boyfriend drives me crazy 😅

So last night my boyfriend decided to buy baby oil for the first time. He said he’s seen me use it and he loves the way it makes my skin soft and shiny(I’m black and I just love the way it makes my skin glow). So after we leave the store he runs to the bathroom to take a shower. 30 minutes later he comes out and it’s like the bathroom door was the gate to heaven

Tell me why my boyfriend is oiled up tf up head to toe looking like a damn chandelier. That man was glistening in the light. He looked like an oiled uncooked chicken. I slid my finger down his arm. Just an ungodly amount of baby oil came off his arm. I couldn’t stop laughing. He did his little nervous laugh that he does when he knows he didn’t do something right and he’s embarrassed. That’s how I realized how in love I am with my male stripper 😅. I told him I thought I was going to have to wear sunglasses around him he was so bright. “Put on a jacket so I won’t get blinded while driving”. He hates me 😂. Anyways just thought I’d share lol.