Damn Neighbors Dogs

Every. Single. Neighbor. Front, back, sides, kitty cornered, all goddamn 8, have dogs. THAT BARK. AT EVERYTHING. The worst is the one with a tiny dog who is closest to my babies window because they are the main culprit of waking my baby at all odd hours of the night. Ordinance won't do anything because it's an elderly dog that has to be let out frequently, and "Isn't as loud as the other dogs around you."

Doggy diapers exist if it can't hold it inside anymore at night. Puppy pads, fake lawn, shit I'll give you some real lawn right fresh out of my own yard. Stop letting your yappy fuck outside every 2 to 3 hours all day and night. Fuck. You're waking my baby CONSTANTLY.

The other dogs bark more so at animals. Which are few because there's so many dogs around. But they're all big. 3 are German Shepards with thundering barks that also WAKE. MY. BABY. UGH. You'd think the fucking k9 for the officer would be better trained goddamn.

My dogs only barked the first month I brought my daughter home. Other than that. They. Do. Not. Bark. Why do some dogs bark and some don't. Only when we had a brand new baby were they on high alert. I quickly trained that new habit the fuck out of them. Are the other dogs more aware of danger in my neighborhood or something? Or am I the only motherfucker who bothered to train my dogs?!

~A raging exhausted fucking single mom.

She has a white noise machine. If that's too loud, she won't sleep. 🙃 It does not cover the sound of the dogs. Especially the elderly one closest, because that neighbor is only an alley away.

Yes. It really is the fucking dogs waking her. Shove it up your twat. Jesus christ.

Yes, I've spoken to all of them. I've called city ordinance because excessive barking is against our city ordinance and again, they won't do anything about the elderly dog even though they agree they're in violation. What a fucking load.

No she can't just be swapped to my bedroom. My room has a mold issue from the windows leaking that I can't afford to replace yet because of lead in them.

Why have an ordinance against dogs barking if they're not going to enforce it in any way shape or form.

Yeah. Because I can afford to up and sell my house and move right now, never thought of that, good one. When I bought the house, half the neighbors had dogs, and one of the other houses was for sale. 3 of the dogs popped up in yards during the pandemic. One of them has 3 dogs and ordinance states you may only own two. They didn't do anything about that shit either.