I freaked out and looked like a weirdo

Me.

Who grew up on CSI and law and order and basically ANYTHING that involves detectives including the show, f*cking Lucifer!

Literally dropped my cup of ice and yelped when I saw a detective walk up and DO SOME DETECTING.

So I was outside minding my business. I’m actually at my mans house who’s at work.

His neighbors are outside tending to their lawns and also minding their own business. It’s a wonderful day.

Well I see this undercover cop car pull up. I really don’t even think much of it because there was nothing going on to involve police we all just chillin. Then I was like… that’s a man in a suit. NORMAL Police do not wear fancy suits. AND IM THINKING NAH… nahhhhhhhh

I’m holding this cup of ice

Well out comes this man out of the cop car.

Who, in the least intimidating way a random stranger can, walks up to this woman who’s clearing out sticks and leaves from her yard. He absolutely made it a thing to physically show that he was not a threat to her and I can’t even explain how but you could see it. Because it’s intimidating af when a cop car and a man in a suit just pulls up on you.

And he said “hello, I am detective *so and so* with *so and so* and I would just like to ask you a few questions.

I got so fucking.. you ever seen a kid get real excited and just grit their teeth and shake?

I said “EEEP!” And squeezed my cup of ice until it popped (styrofoam) and it dropped everywhere.

They all look at me like “thuh fuck?”

And I’m on my mans porch like

^literally

And then I get a grip and sit back down and they go back to talking. He talked to her and her husband a looooong time and then he went on his way. I honestly did not catch enough of what they were saying to know what it was about but I was ENTHRALLED.

I HAD NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE IN REAL LIFE!!!