Mucusy Rant

I’m at the end of my pregnancy and for the last 24 hours I’ve been leaking mucus. Every time I wipe, mucus. I wipe and I wipe and I wipe AND THERE’S MORE MUCUS! Like come ON ALREADY! I get it! Labor is near! Just plop out all at once like other people dang it! I hate constantly feeling moist in my britches. UGH.