TMI; My CM is acting really weird! (Wow- def one of the top ten weirdest things I've ever said...) help?!

Soooo; think I O'd a few days ago; hard to tell cause in uber irregular and missed it with the opk, I think... Anyway; just doing a little exploratory "down there" and I've got ewcm that's half cooked- white patches of mucous goup with the clear, and ten on the double take it was all white pasty. Any ideas out there? Thanks bunches!