Fun poll (or not)

:Scene:

You're blowin' it up, and the oven is going off. You know dinner will burn if you don't get up, but you **can't** get up right now! You decide to make a run for the stove, then run back, but wait! You'll get stuff everywhere! Ew!

You reach for the roll to get a quick wipe in, just enough to make it in the kitchen and back. But hark! The rolls depleted! Tragedy! Oh no! The only other rolls are in the guest bathroom. Crap! What now?!