I am so introverted. I live out in bumble-fuck nowhere but the town near by is leaking over into my area. I can see a housing addition from my pourch now and I absolutely hate it.
Funny simi-relates story: I even had two parents come complain because the first two was offended my cattle were humping each other too close to their yard (they moved right up agaist my fence) and their kids would see it. Yeah, I'll have a talk with my cows and tell them to tone it down, sorry about that. 😂😉
The other one was uber pissed because her teen daughter hopped the fence with a friend, but remember how I have cattle? Well this girl was actually on my other elderly neighbors property who had horses. The girls jumped the fence and of course assumes "all horses are friendly like in movies!". The stud knocked her down, stamped and broke her arm before she could get up and one of the mares chased them. The first thing out of my mouth was "So they were trespassing?". Dads response was a shaky pissed off "Well, yes but that's not the point!". The dude didn't know that yes, he could sue my neighbor for it happening on his property but you could also just as likely be shot for trespassing and endangering livestock. This man was a total dick so I waited until he was finished yelling, got alllllllllll of his anger out about what he was going to do to me which took probably 15 minutes and finally said "Ok, so why are you taking to me? That's our neighbors property" He turns red and and his wife who's been quite gets pissed and pulls him to the car. So apparently the cops were called but there are no trespassing signs all over the guys fence and the kid had ignored them and gone deep into his land to get where the horses were. Nothing was ever done. I would have grounded the kid and told her how stupid and dangerous that was, but that's me.