The things my SO says in his sleep

So I turned over and pulled some covers to me and he says "it's all yours" and I said "what?" And he said "this" all seductive sounding so i automatically had the funniest picture in my head and started laughing and I said "what's this?" And he said it again then he said "quit agging it on babe" it might not be that funny but to me it's hilarious. He's one of those people that you can talk to in their sleep. Most of the time he talks about when he was deployed and I try not to wake him up in those moments. I love hearing everyone's stories, I need a good laugh!