So over seeing these posts

It has to be children, but these posts of "so I'm on birth control and my boyfriend and I kiss but we kiss for like a long time and he touched my vagina but I was wearing jeans and he only touched me on the outside but I'm scared if he had recently touched himself I might be pregnant what are the chances!? Should I take a pregnancy test!?" Like stfu and read a book about conceiving. You didn't even have sex! Save this for WOMEN who are actually trying to seek advice on conceiving. I'm sorry to be pissy pants but it's just so aggravating!