SO and his disgusting farts.

I know this sounds completely crazy. For starters I know my farts don't smell like flowers.

So my SO has this cute habit of farting on purposes at the worse times. Tonight when I'm sitting on the sofa eating beside him he swings up his legs, grabs them and let's out that nasties thing I've ever smelt. I literally threw up my dinner. This isn't the first time. They smell so bad it makes me lose my mind especially when he does what he done at dinner.