40 and 2 😥

Well. Here I am. 40+2.

Can I just sleep until I'm in labor? Cause that's the only way I'm going to relax. 😕

If one more mother f*ing person tells me to eat spicy food, pineapple, go for a walk, climb some stairs, or have sex I am going to lose my shit. Seriously. Don't discuss my sex life with me. It is SO inappropriate!

If I hear the phrase "he will come when he is ready" one more time, I might turn into the hulk.

Got my membrane stripped for the 2nd time yesterday, and I had lots of contractions but this morning, nothing. This kid is one stubborn little butthole.