Dear Body
I just got a horribly painful gas bubble, screamed to the heavens in pain and scared my husband, farted, got the best look of relief on my face, my husband giggled, I maniacally laughed, peed myself because I couldn't get up to go or stop laughing, and now I'm laugh crying on the toilet while farting up a storm. I also haven't pooped all day. Yep......you definitely are pregnant.
Sincerely,
Your Pregnant Owner
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