trying to start labor

This is my first post so bear with me.… My wife and I are trying to get labor started so we decided to try intimacy. It was awkward from the start due to positioning but she ended up on top. She started laughing at the awkwardness and ended up farting, peeing all over me, jumping off me, peeing all over the bed (her mother just washed the sheets. We're stayin with them for the holidays), and then farted again because she was crying so hard about all the pee. I couldn't help but laugh so hard I cried. 😂