5 minute showers

Hey guys I have a question. How do people take showers in like 5 minutes? Like I can go as fast as I can but I still have to shampoo my hair then condition my hair then scrub myself down then shave then cut myself shaving d and then proceed to use the blood to summon the dark lord and travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then travel back and dry off. Ikr how do you do that in 5-7 minutes?