what's the funniest thing a toddler said about you being pregnant?

Question

I told my nephew that I was going to have a baby, his response was
"Well where is it?"
I said "the baby is in my belly"
With a gasp he said "did you eat it???"😂😂
And not too long ago he asked if I still had the baby and asked if he could see her so I showed him my belly (with stretch marks now) and he said "....did she scratch you?"😂😂 he's too cute!!

Let me here your funny stories

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My 2 year old always comes up to me and says "there a baby in your belly?" I say "yeah. Is it a girl baby? " he says "no" I say "is it a boy baby? " he says "no" I say "what is it? " and he will either say spongebob baby or a monkey lol

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My son told the dentist my mom is 14 months pregnant 😂😂😂

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My niece is starting to understand the concept of babies 😂 She's 2. At Christmas she handed me a gift that was for my baby and she goes, "Nene baby!" (She calls me nene) and then she started dragging all the baby toys out for her dolls and she got in the cradle and goes, "I nenes baby." So....she came to the conclusion that the she is actually my baby and the gift was for her. 😂😂

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5 year old asked me if i poop out the baby 😂😂😂

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My nephew just turned 2 in December and I had my daughter in August. He would come up to my belly and touch it while saying "ball." 😂 I would say "no, baby." And the would respond back saying "no, ball." 😂😂😂 If I said "it's a ball?" He would laugh and say "yeah!" 😂 I was able to get a video of him once. So funny he would basically argue with me until I agreed.

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My 3yr old baby cousin as soon as I take of my four "Mama mama Nini!!!! Big belly!!!!!" Lol I laughed and said "yeah I have a big belly" he giggles and said "I have a big belly too" as he lifts his shirt up 😂

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One of my 5 year old students asked me if the baby would just pop out of my belly. I said sure and laughed. He then very seriously stared at me and said, "if it makes a fart noise....you HAVE to tell me."

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My husband has a four year old half sister and we told her she was going to be an auntie!! She got REALLY mad and said "NO AUNTS IS MENS IM NOT A MEN" lol so we can't call her auntie we have to call her just Erica! Also she asked if my lunch was falling on the baby's head as I ate because she was inside my belly!! So silly!

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My almost 2 year old was pulling up this pregnant girls shirt saying where the ball at? Give me the ball...

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Priceless!!! You should write that down to read in 30 years. ❤

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