your hair is soooo long

Who else has long hair and just wants to shave it tf off? 
I took my hair down at work today and everyone got googly eyed and was like "ooooohhhh ahhhhhhh" and "oh my god you have mermaid hair" 
Like will you help me shave it off? It's frizzy, heavy, I hate it. It's hot, it's a pain in the ass to keep up with and brushing my hair is hell because it's like this curly freaking mess but not brushing it will mean I wake with a rats nest for a head lord help. 
But if I shave it Or cut it I might actually make my mother cry real tears 🙃