When you're a stoner but..

Your family has no idea because they're really against it.

Today, in the pouring rain, I was feeling the urge to smoke so I construct a plan to take my bowl, pack it, and wrap it in plastic wrap so it won't smell.

I sneak out of my house to go smoke by a lake nearby. When I get there, I start creeping through a steep area, with trees, by the water. I tripped almost falling in the water which would've been something else because I can't swim lol.

Anyways, after saving my bowl pack, my eager stoner self can now smoke in peace. Come to find out, the lighter wasn't working!!!

So I ended up walking all the way home in the pouring rain, just to smoke on my closed in porch to which I afterwards sprayed the whole house with perfume just before my family could even notice lol

#storyofmylife