Maybe TMI?

Please tell me I am not the one only having very bad gas and very very bad diharrea :( I run to the bathroom like every 2 second no joke! so now I'm just gonna stay here:( im seriouly peeing out of my butt sorry for the image but omg! and ny butt is on fire!!!!!!! :( can I take anything 7 weeks and 2 days pregnant to stop the gas and diharrea? But it's not like I can go anywhere cause I'm stuck here and my wife is passed out from graveyards:( please help me!!!