I swear child.......🙄

My son woke up at 5am standing at the gate to his room crying so I get up thinking wtf is he doing up this early. Somehow he’s managed to get his diaper off and his entire bed is wet..... wtf child?! You never do this. So now he’s in moms bed while mom cleans the bed..... I need sleep child! I love you but wtf are you thinking?...

and end rant