I caught him!! 🙄

So I have a little story time for you guys

So, I work a hospital and I was scheduled to work at 7. I go in, it’s a smooth shift.. Right?? Three hours later, I left, due to the fact of it being over staffed and it was very slow. So I get in my car and I call my husband to let him know, I’m getting some fast food and I’ll be on my way home but he didn’t answer the phone. So I keep calling, texting, no answer.. right now my mind is racing, I’m thinking either something happened to him or he’s cheating, right? So I get home, everything is in place. What was supposed to be locked was locked, lights off. I go upstairs, to our bedroom and open the door. He was watching porn😂😂😂 and masturbating. It on was on TV, but it was paused. And he was also watching porn on our laptop with headphones in. So I’m just standing here, wondering, why the hell he need both of them. HE STILL HASN’T NOTICED IM HOME!! So I walk over to the bed and crawl on it and he jumps up so quickly and screams. I’m dying of laughter at this point while he’s covering his face in embarrassment. I asked him why he had it on the TV too and he said: “The laptop sometimes buffer so I have it on both just Incase one of them mess up” so after me questioning him about whether he uses lube or lotion or dry and after I ask what he watches when he does what he does, I ended up finishing for him, if you know what I mean ☺️☺️☺️. I still haven’t let it go to this day. The look on his face was sooo cute

(BTW: I had my husband’s permission to post this, and if you want the story from his P.O.V., he’d gladly tell it)

UPDATE: Hello Friends. Since my wife told you about that little incident, I’d figure, I should tell my side of the story. She NEVER EVER comes home early. It is completely rare, like maybe 3 times a year so I’m not expecting her to come home. Her nephew is like our son, so we have him a lot, he has a room at our home. This is how the night started, I had just got back home from dropping him off and I realized, I got the house to myself.. again, never thought she would be coming home. I set up my little “play area”, she likes to call it, making sure that I set the mood right. Before I started, she texted me, all it said was what are you doing. I’m thinking that I’ll just text her when I’m finished. I start doing what I planned on doing. Apparently she had been calling me and texting me but I didn’t hear my phone and it didn’t vibrate. The way our bed is, in our room, if you lay on the bed with your back to the door you cannot see someone entering the room. The porn on the TV was just insurance because our laptop is fairly slow. (If you don’t want to know, don’t read the next line, just skip it lmao) I was very close to climaxing.. when I felt the bed move, it’s only me in the house so my first thought was shit, there’s a ghost in this house. Not the best theory but that’s what I thought, but I’m like, our house isn’t haunted. Then it was my next fear, someone had walked in and caught me and I have it full screen on the television. I am paralyzed with fear and didn’t turn around until she moved again on the bed. She was grinning so hard and she started to laugh. I’m sitting here, naked, porn still going on and she’s dying of laughter. So I ended up ignoring her for the first 20 minutes while she’s home, which she found even more funny. I finally get up the courage to enter the living room where she’s sitting and she looks over at me and that same beautiful grin breaks out on her face. So I ask her why the hell she was home so early, and she told me “They sent me Home.” I said why the hell didn’t you let me know. She told me that she called me and when I went to check my phone, sure enough. She called me 6 times and texted me 10 times🤦🏻‍♂️. That was the last time I ever did that without checking with her first😂😂😂