Anyone else sick?

Is anyone else sick this holiday weekend that would like to commiserate with me?

My boyfriend woke up yesterday at 4:30 in the morning to throw up. I was fine until like 11 AM, then I was throwing up. We spent all day yesterday taking turns in the bathroom puking, and you know what else happens when you’re sick, and sleeping. We’re supposed to have company today for Festivus (my boyfriend loves Seinfeld), but I don’t know if that’s gonna happen. I still have to vacuum the house, and my boyfriend still has to go buy a couple presents. We haven’t had sex in over a week because it’s been so hectic. And to top it all off I get my period on Christmas.🙃