Am I the only one?

Am I the only one that’s starting to push away from the idea of the use of medication during labor and delivery? They’re obviously going to charge me for an epidural and anything else I need.

I get that having a kid is expensive. I’ve always known that. But the closer I get to my due date, I just don’t want to deal with a huge bulky bill in the end. It’ll all be worth it.

But like forreal, can’t I just give birth on my couch? That’s practically free 😂