Self Sabotaged

Well here goes nothing. I had been seeing this guy named Chuck who just so happened to be my best friend. And things were great! I came over every day and he cooked for me and we watched movies together and had a lot of fun. Well we starting talking about actually dating and he was gonna come home next weekend to talk to my father about it.

AND THEN I FUCKED UP......

My friend Owen invited me over to hang out. So I asked chuck. He said he didn’t care. So I get to Owens place and he is already blackout drunk. He makes me a drink that’s like 50% whiskey and 25% pineapple juice and 25% squirt. That shit was damn good. Next thing you know we’re sitting in his truck jammin out and Smokin a couple cigs. Just chillin. And he leans in to kiss me. I stop it. Then he jumps out his truck to piss. Ends up pissing himself. Then he runs inside. And 15 minutes later he’s still inside so I go in and at this point in time I’m two drinks down and drunk off my ass. He’s regurgitating his guts into the sink. I get him a glass of water and make him change his pants. Then I layed him on the couch and he passes out trying to cuddle me.

HERE COMES THE FUCK UP.......

So I get him some Mac and cheese and more water because this bitch needa sober up. I wake him up and he is in just his underwear so I cover him with a blanket. And he sits up and I had to feed him like a baby. Then he sobers up a bit and then he kissed me and called me the sweetest girl ever. And then he’s reaching his hand down my shirt. And the next thing you know were on his living room floor fucking eachother. 🤦🏻‍♀️ which I barely remember. So I told chuck and he picked me up and we get to his house and I projectile vomited all over his living room. Not my proudest fucking moment. And so chucks blaming himself for telling me to go and he said that we are to have no communication for two weeks. Yep. My self sabotaging has really outdone itself this time. 🤦🏻‍♀️

~~UPDATE~~

Owen told everyone on our college campus

Life is great 😐