STD smoothie
I just bought a ninja bullet and sent a picture to a guy I used to sleep with. He responds with, “what are you going to blend, STDs? Good protein.” I respond in “Jesus what the fuck did I ever do to you.” He never responded again. I didn’t tell him that I contracted chlymideia because it was a month or more after the last time we were together. I’m used to petty females didn’t think a grown as man could be petty. The irony is the guys I probably passed it to were chill as fuck and didn’t care.
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