Lol, how alone can I get?

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Yeah, sure, I've got a relationship, but it's long distance and I can't see them. So, I got myself a rose so I wouldn't feel terrible!

School was selling roses and candy for people. I never got a rose because my friends are either broke or don't care about me. I care about me, so I got one. Sitting in my room right now, looking p swag.

My mom decided she would be my valentine, though, and got me a box of chocolates. Yay!♥︎