Why do men take 45 minute poops

Serious question though? He's done this our entire relationship.

And no he's not in there watching porn.

For 1. He sits and watches YouTube on his phone while taking a dump... I can hear it from the other room.

2. It smells disgusting in there when he gets out. Like, open the window and spray something and then wait for the stank to just dissipate or something.

Apparently my so is not the only dude who takes forever.

My friends husband did it too.

We were hanging out at my house and he was nice enough to leave to go take a crap at the gas station and not stink up my house😂 he was gone forever it seemed like. I told him he could use our bathroom but he said he wouldn't do that to me so😂🤷‍♀️