My husband irritates me! I know it's stupid, but I get paranoid at night. My husband went to bed early and I was up in the living room alone and thought I saw something move past my front door window. I ignored it until it happened again. I was literally frozen in fear and started screaming for him to come to the front room. I was practically screaming at the top of my lungs. He didn't even budge. It's so great to know that if something actually happens to me and I start screaming for him to come help me.... I'm fucking dead because he isn't going to do anything because he won't wake up.