34 weeks - A rant.

It feels like my pubic bone is broken. The downward pressure hurts. Moving hurts. My back hurts. I’m having irregular contractions DAILY. I pee so fucking much it’s ridiculous.

Last growth scan baby was in the 80th percentile. Please, for the love of god make these next weeks fly by.

I really just want to hold my baby and sleep on my stomach or back again!!!!!!!!

I want to put on shoes without help! I want to not get winded while doing everything.

I want to see my damn crotch when i shave! Hell, I just want to shave!

Being pregnant is beautiful, and awesome, and majestical as fuck, but it’s also painful, awkward, kinda nasty at times (hello, sweaty vag!), and miserable (when it’s hot outside).

I am so honored to be a mother and to experience this. But I am fucking done. Rant over. ❤️