Attack of the fake plants

It’s 4:45 in the morning and I woke up dying for a drink so I get up and go to my kitchen and I hear something and just ignore it.

I open the fridge and something lands on my head. I thought it was alive, I didnt know what it was but I didn’t like it. I start screaming my head off and flailing all over the place and because I can’t see slam into the wall. It felt like it was wrapping around my neck

You want to know what it was? I have fake plants on my cabinet tops. My cat had gotten up there to sleep and when I walked in and woke him up, he kicked them off.

I turn on the lights and my cat is on the cabinet top staring at me like

And I realize it’s just fake plants 😒

Goodmorning everyone

I do not respond well to things when I am not all the way awake

Just wanted to share so you can laugh at my ass

Just picture it. I’m barely awake, I don’t have pants on. And I have a fake plant wrapped around my head and I freak out and slam into a wall. It’s fucking ridiculous but that’s me so 🤷‍♀️