My boyfriend and i were in my car driving to my house.

When i decided to open a little compartment in my car that stores things and in there i have pepper spray can that is in the shape of a pen.

My boyfriend is an idiot and i assume you can already tell where this is going.

He starts playing with it and sprays it but we were already getting out of my car so he sprayed it outside. It didn’t get anywhere near his front but all over his hands..

We go into my house, he washes his hands, i’m thinking about what an idiot he is (cutest way possible) and he comes back to me.

A little time went by and we get in the mood

To spare the x rated details, he touches himself a bit (i like watching him do that) and then we both get it on and THATS WHEN SHIT HIT THE FAN.

i feel this overwhelming warmth down there as i’m on top of him and i’m thinking its the friction because there are times when during sex i get really dry and i’m thinking nothing of it.

whatever, after all of that..we’re panting just laying down and im still feeling this burning sensation down there and that’s when i start to freak out.

i had COMPLETELY forgotten that he had accidentally sprayed pepper spray on his hands right after he exclaimed ...

“my dick is on fire”

his attempts at washing his hands weren’t good enough...