Weird dream-gender reveal

I’m not pregnant yet but I had a dream last night that we were pregnant and had a gender reveal party that was “lashes and stashes” themed. We broke open a piñata and a bunch of stuck on mustaches fell out and we were all like “yay a boy!”

But then the friend that got the envelope with the sex so she could stuff the piñata was like, “oh, I figured it was themed this way because of [myhusband]’s long eyelashes and the fact that you’re so hairy. No mustaches mean a girl just like her mama!

I woke up like WTF! I was so mad lol.