Picky eater

So i am probably the biggest picky eater I’ve ever met and most people that I’ve met tell me that as well. I’m not talking about the people who chose to diet or to be vegan so they chose to be picky about what they eat. I’m not a vegan or vegetarian or anything that will limit he kinds of food i will eat.

So I’m really weird about textures and smells anyways so my fiancé made a met with me and if i lost I’d have to eat a piece of steak. Now for me that’s a huge deal because i don’t like the texture of steak. And guess what... i lost...

So today was the dreadful day that i would eat a piece of steak.... he cooked him some steak and cut me off a piece and it took me about 5 minutes to actually eat it because i was looking at it and i had the piece in my hand and i just couldn’t get my brain to do it. So i finally got the nerve to just toss it in my mouth i didn’t think it would be that hard to swallow...

I was wrong. So I’m chewing this thing and i just couldn’t anymore so i spit it out in the trash. So since i didn’t finish the bet and i was thinking in my head like “okay you can do it again just pop it in, and swallow it.” So I’m handed another bite and it was little bit more tender and i was okay i can do this I’ve got this.

So i pop it in and i am unable to swallow it. My brain failed me!!! I was not able to swallow this thing so I’m gagging and coughing and literally every time i would gag it would keep getting closer and closer to me throwing up. My eyes are tearing up I’m laughing and crying at the same time because I’m upset my body won’t swallow this and I’m laughing because of the same reason,

meanwhile my fiancé is dying of laughter and i was seriously when i say i was close i was literally next gag away from throwing up EVERYWHERE. So he tells me to go to the toilet in case i throw up and so I’m coughing soooo bad because I’m trying to swallow this and not throw up. I’m not a throw upper it’s rare that i throw up. And I’m coughing so bad i feel like I’m about to throw up again and then i hear you can spit it out now.

And so I’m still gaging and stuff after i spit it out but just because of the thought of what was just in my mouth is making me gag.

Moral of the story don’t make a bet to eat something when you know you’re pickier than shit.

Just thought I’d tell y’all about my terrible steak story because it’s hilarious.