Just a story, 🤗😂

My one friend (who is a dude) stole my phone and went on it (yea, I have password, my bff told him what it was,) and he went on it. Then he opened eve!!!! He looked at it for a second and I said “No! Get off that app!” Then he clicked the cycle thing, and his eyes went wide 👀.

He looked at me and said “WHAT...” and then quickly closes the app and gave me my phone back. I was obvi embarrassed, but I looked at him and said “what’s wrong?” And he like, shivered, and looked at me, and said “WHY?... why do u have that app? Dude that’s nasty... what is it even FOR??” I rolled my eyes and said “to track it, we don’t want to go to the grocery store and all of a sudden our asses are dripping blood.” He just said, “THEN USE A CALENDAR! Us guys don’t want to see that when we open ur phone, and besides. Why? We don’t get apps to track when we get boners.” 😂😂😂😂

I was obvi pissed, but I couldn’t contain my laughter! I mean, after that I said “then don’t go opening our phones! And why would u need to track boners?? It’s not THAT noticeable, and if someone notices u should be asking why their looking at ur crotch.” Then walked away, 😂😂

(Sorry if I sound like a bitch, this is just how we play around, 😂 and btw, idk how noticeable it is for other guys, I just know that it’s not noticeable when it comes to the guys at my school,)