Peach fuzz Sasquatch

Ugh I am so fuzzy! I have long peach fuzz everywhere. And I mean everywhere. It would be ok if it was naturally light but I’m a brunette so my fuzz is also a brownish colour. I am so self conscious about all of this hair. I have tried waxing, nairing, epilating, shaving, trimming and bleaching. And don’t like any of the results I get. I either break out or get a rash or it grows back stubbley. Plus I’m tired of all of this maintenance. I can’t afford laser and also don’t want it on my face as I also have hyperpigmentation. Is anyone else this fuzzy and embracing it? I’ve had my hormone levels checked and all are normal. Doctor says I’m normal but I feel like a Sasquatch!