STRETCH MARKS

So I worked out my butt and now I have stretch marks.

(Btw if you are looking for butt results do doggy Fire hydrants)

WTF HOW DO I GET RID OF THEM THOUGH!!??

I have already tried a coffee and sugar scrub/exfoliator on my butt and obviously I won’t see results yet but any home remedy is welcome bc I’m not old enough to go to the store alone and I’m DEFINITELY NOT telling anyone I have stretch marks

(Please don’t comment that “if you aren’t old enough to go to the store alone then why do you work out your butt? “Don’t work out your butt, you must be young if you can’t go by yourself yet to buy a product!” IM REEALLY NOT LOOKING FOR THAT IM JUUST LOOKING FOR HOME REMEDIES PLEASE ANNNNND THANK YOUUUU)

BLESS YOU ALLLL